CONSpiriTAINment in the Age of Aquarius

By Not Sure to accompany Alan Watt Redux 252. Red heifers, orthodoxy, multiplying mosques, and death by theocracy.

Mar 01, 2026

Grab a meme and a coffee! It’s CONSpiriTAINment Hour! Comfy? Okay, let’s toss out some important names in any old random order: Rockefeller, Rothschild. Wait! That’s all I can come up with! Oh dear. Hmmm. Kissinger! Good, Kissinger is good. I think we’re set.

Now, don’t be a stupid old Boomer and sit around watching Fox News all day. Better listen to born-again Orthodox men who are high on the fumes of the testosterone of even younger men whose very own brand of whatever BEE-LIEf is the very best, most- good, super-righteous brand, and whatever BEE-LIEf you’re smoking is for old losers. You’re on fire, right? A wannaBEE martyr for the cause, debating the superiority of your BEE-LIEf to an audience of faceless toadies…oh, I’m so sorry, they’re acolytes. The talking heads have spoken.

Bash Catholics. Bash Greek Orthodox. Bash Protestants. Rinse. Repeat. Because that’s exactly What *** Jesus Would Do. (WWJD). Ecumenism is for wimps and old Baby Boomers.

What did you say? The Epstein Files is the most important story of our lifetime. If you don’t agree, you’re a stupid old Boomer watching Fox TV. Wait! I already said that.

By now you’ve all read the 3 million pages of documents, looked at 180,000 images, and watched the 2,000 videos of the Epstein files, right? Good. So you’ll know without question, without pausing to breathe, that it’s very simple. Go ahead, tell us. I’m waiting.

Oh. You haven’t read the 3 million pages of documents? Come on! They’re heavily redacted. Feed them into your little AI thingy. Done? Good. Now feed the AI thingy 180,000 images and 2,000 videos which we can be sure are authentic because everything was released for your viewing and reading pleasure by the Department of Justice and that cute (for an old lady Baby Boomer) blonde Bondi. Trust the Department of Justice (DoJ), for sure. They oversee the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to name just a few alphabet agencies that have never, ever, not once had a whiff of controversy or the stench of corruption associated with them. Never, ever. Not once.

I’m waiting. Sipping coffee and waiting.

Done?

Good.

It’s all in there, right? Cannibals, baby sacrifices, trafficking minors, and all those emails between Epstein and that Rothschild woman, and gosh, David Rockefeller handpicked the college dropout Jeffrey to join the Trilateral Commission and the Council on Foreign Relations, so that means for sure, super-certain, Epstein was a criminal mastermind, at the top. Not a middle-man. So, stop talking about Les Wexner and MEGA (Jewish Study Group) and MOSSAD, CIA, and all the other intelligence agencies. Everything leads to “Epstein and Rockefeller and Rothschild.” Maybe every once in a while someone gave Henry Kissinger an order and he dutifully executed it.

Now, having committed yourself to this interpretation of the three million pages, 180,000 images, and 2000 videos, don’t consider for a moment how intel-gathering and honey pot operations might have been conducted before Jeffrey and Ghislaine waltzed on to the scene.

Speaking of waltzes, please don’t follow my lead when pronouncing Chabad. It is not a Cuban dance, the cha-cha-chá. What you need to do is make a sound like you’re coughing up a bunch of phlegm and immediately follow that sound with a ‘Ha’ and end it all with ‘bod.’ Coughing phlegm-ha-bod.

But why would you want to know about Chabad and red heifers, and the third temple, and Christian Zionists, and the Texans who shipped three prime red ones to Israel a few years ago? Darn it! Not perfect. More than one non-red hair. No Armageddon yet.

There were about 100 mosques in all of the United States in 1970. By 2000, the number was 1,209. Wait! Nine eleven and the nineteen terrorists. We had the passport to prove it. 19. 1+9=10. 1, 0. Binary. As Alan Watt wrote in his Cutting Through books, “True human thought is not limited to binary code thinking unless it has been trained to be so.”

9/11 and terrorists were everywhere. You could be one! Belt and shoes, OFF! Weird then, that between 2000 and 2010, the mosques in America grew by 74% to 2106, and by 2020, 2,769 mosques. In Texas, there are more than 242 “mosques with telephones.” This is an interesting description that would lead one to think there may be mosques without telephones. In the Dallas area alone, there are more than 50 mosques. Since 2023, 48 new mosques have been built in the North Texas area. That is a rate of 2 mosques per month.

Speaking of Kissinger, in Redux 252 “Alan Watt on Midnight Rider with Mike Chambers,” Alan said, “…I realized that the U.S. would have to be taken down in a different way. When Kissinger himself gave the speech at California where he said that eventually Americans would welcome UN troops coming in under the right circumstances, I knew they were going to use terrorism or catastrophes to make it so.” It would appear that the “right circumstances” are being created.

In the introduction to Waiting for the Miracle, page 7, Alan Watt wrote, “The people are left to squabble and fight amongst themselves, since everyone has a different experience going through life, hopefully. I hope they do. Perhaps they should look at themselves, listen to themselves, and think for themselves, because ready-made suits tend to get us in trouble. [Emphasis mine.] They don’t give us answers and people live terrible lives, unhappy lives, constantly in a fit of desperation looking for ultimate truths. Buying, thinking they can buy it here, buy it there; following gurus, being led in circles. [CONSpiriTAINment]. But never ever stopping long enough to let the quiet voice within themselves, rationalize it for them on an individual basis. In my own life, I’ve gone through many experiences, many of the type of experiences which people have who join groups. UFO groups are a good example, or pro-alien groups, for instance. You see, many people crave these experiences. Yet, I’ve had some of them which are just an experience and I don’t put it down to ‘This is what it was, or that is what it was’ because books say so. I just have the experiences and I note them. I’ve had the experiences of the paranormal; I note them too. I don’t run off to join a group and say please explain this to me and then end up chanting and waving incense and being dominated by someone who knows these techniques of control. Experiences are just that.”

All religions seem to have moderates and extremists, so there’s something for everyone, and if debating all day is your thing, this gives you plenty of people to debate with. Recently, I heard a moderate, rather Woke female rabbi gently mocking red heifers and Christian Zionists, and End Times prophecies. Later on, I listened to an Orthodox rabbi discussing what the Noahide laws mean for Jews (who, he said are the priestly class amongst us, and meant to oversee the spiritual development of all non-Jews). He said (and I’m roughly paraphrasing) quoting some rabbi [name forgotten by me], “Muslims are not idolaters, but Christians are. And he [this rabbi] hated Muslims but he said they are not idolaters because they believe in one God, whereas Christians believe in the Trinity and also they believe in the divinity of Jesus and therefore they are idolaters. Now, according to [this rabbi] this means [and he went on to give all the fancy halachic terms for it] that Christians deserve to be killed, under Noahide law, for their idolatry. But [another rabbi whose name is forgotten by me] says that…” and he went on to list all the halachic loopholes by which a Christian might not deserve to actually be killed for their idolatry.

In a perfect world, we could discuss our BEE-LIEfs without BEE-littling and perhaps we could all live together in

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind's true liberation
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

Are we there yet? Almost, but first, more murder/death/kill. Jews have Tikkun Olam to do, repairing the world, returning the Divine sparks to their source while Jesus and Mary boil in a vat of excrement. Muslims believe that Jesus, though not divine, was a prophet, and the fourth-most important prophet who ever lived. The Quran affirms his miraculous virgin birth and considers him a divinely inspired teacher. Most Christians do not know that. They only know that under Sharia law, adultery and homosexuality are punishable by death.

In the Cutting Through books, we learn about the plan for this world that goes back into pre-history. Alan writes, “The water of life is the GENE pool and the new “man” is a composite of selected genes. Such is the meaning of those that “shall be saved” at the end times…As the VAT [see the water-bearer in depictions of the astrological sign of Aquarius] is being shaken up we have ripples, each wave colliding with the next. As above, so below. Waves of immigration from China, India, and other “Most-Favoured Nation” status countries have had Priority since 1970. Waves are conflict, creating chaos, each one screaming for “Most-Favoured-Victim” status. In the blind rush for tax-dollars and priority hiring, mass-confusion ensues, obscuring the brief statements by High-Priests in laboratory coats. Their statements come in 15 second news “flashes,” conditioning us, step-by-step to expect “big changes.” They operate in the darkness they create within us.” [Emphasis mine.]

In his Cutting Through books, in Waiting for the Miracle, and in countless talks, Alan Watt told us about the creation of “an Ulster in the Middle East.” Quoting from the writing of those who planned and implemented this phase of an ancient agenda, Alan let us know that religions were created for control purpose (all containing higher truths within them) and he gave us a time-frame, the time clock of the agenda, based upon the religion that the deviant priesthood follow, highest Freemasonry, the Zodiac, the Clock of Ages, cleft for me…

This is not a hopeless situation. To see what is, the controlled system we are born into, is instantly liberating. It frees us up to concentrate on that which we find most important. All of our actions have consequences, and those consequences cross TIME, into the ETERNAL.

Why now, I ask, is it okay to talk about things that were forbidden even a year ago? Because NOW IS THE TIME. Beware Gatekeepers who enterTAIN us with CONsPIRACY and keep us running in circles, defending orthodoxies and fighting enemies we didn’t create.